Achievements
Currently on v7.27 (Android).
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| Name | Description |
|---|---|
| Wake and bake | Bake 100 cookies in one ascension. |
| Making some dough | Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension. |
| So baked right now | Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension. |
| Fledgling bakery | Bake 1M cookies in one ascension. |
| Affluent bakery | Bake 100M cookies in one ascension. |
| World-famous bakery | Bake 1B cookies in one ascension. |
| Cosmic bakery | Bake 100B cookies in one ascension. |
| Galactic bakery | Bake 1T cookies in one ascension. |
| Universal bakery | Bake 100T cookies in one ascension. |
| Timeless bakery | Bake 1Qa cookies in one ascension. |
| Infinite bakery | Bake 100Qa cookies in one ascension. |
| Immortal bakery | Bake 1Qi cookies in one ascension. |
| Don’t stop me now | Bake 100Qi cookies in one ascension. |
| You can stop now | Bake 1Sx cookies in one ascension. |
| Cookies all the way down | Bake 100Sx cookies in one ascension. |
| Overdose | Bake 1Sp cookies in one ascension. |
| How? | Bake 100Sp cookies in one ascension. |
| The land of milk and cookies | Bake 1Oc cookies in one ascension. |
| He who controls the cookies controls the universe | Bake 100Oc cookies in one ascension. The milk must flow! |
| Tonight on Hoarders | Bake 1No cookies in one ascension. |
| Are you gonna eat all that? | Bake 100No cookies in one ascension. |
| We’re gonna need a bigger bakery | Bake 1Dc cookies in one ascension. |
| In the mouth of madness | Bake 100Dc cookies in one ascension. A cookie is just what we tell each other it is. |
| Brought to you by the letter 🍪 | Bake 1 UnD cookies in one ascension. |
| The dreams in which I’m baking are the best I’ve ever had | Bake 100 UnD cookies in one ascension. |
| Set for life | Bake 1 DoD cookies in one ascension. |
| Panic! at Nabisco | Bake 100 DoD cookies in one ascension. |
| Bursting at the seams | Bake 1 TrD cookies in one ascension. |
| Just about full | Bake 100 TrD cookies in one ascension. |
| Hungry for more | Bake 1 QaD cookies in one ascension. |
| Feed me, Orteil | Bake 100 QaD cookies in one ascension. |
| And then what? | Bake 1 QiD cookies in one ascension. |
| I think it’s safe to say you’ve got it made | Bake 100 QiD cookies in one ascension. |
| A sometimes food | Bake 1 SxD cookies in one ascension. |
| Not enough of a good thing | Bake 100 SxD cookies in one ascension. |
| Horn of plenty | Bake 1 SpD cookies in one ascension. |
| Large and in charge | Bake 100 SpD cookies in one ascension. |
| Absolutely stuffed | Bake 1 OcD cookies in one ascension. |
| It’s only wafer-thin | Bake 100 OcD cookies in one ascension. Just the one! |
| Think big | Bake 1 NoD cookies in one ascension. |
| Hypersize me | Bake 100 NoD cookies in one ascension. |
| Max capacity | Bake 1 V cookies in one ascension. |
| Fake it till you bake it | Bake 100 V cookies in one ascension. |
| History in the baking | Bake 1 UnV cookies in one ascension. |
| What do you get for the baker who has everything | Bake 100 UnV cookies in one ascension. |
| Bottomless pit | Bake 1 DoV cookies in one ascension. |
| Rainy day fund | Bake 100 DoV cookies in one ascension. |
| And a little extra | Bake 1 TrV cookies in one ascension. |
| Casual baking | Bake 1 cookie per second. |
| Hardcore baking | Bake 10 cookies per second. |
| Steady tasty stream | Bake 100 cookies per second. |
| Cookie monster | Bake 1,000 cookies per second. |
| Mass producer | Bake 10,000 cookies per second. |
| Cookie vortex | Bake 1M cookies per second. |
| Cookie pulsar | Bake 10M cookies per second. |
| Cookie quasar | Bake 100M cookies per second. |
| Oh hey, you’re still here | Bake 1B cookies per second. |
| Let’s never bake again | Bake 10B cookies per second. |
| A world filled with cookies | Bake 1T cookies per second. |
| When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour | Bake 10T cookies per second. |
| Fast and delicious | Bake 100T cookies per second. |
| Cookiehertz: a really, really tasty hertz | Bake 1Qa cookies per second. Tastier than a hertz donut, anyway. |
| Woops, you solved world hunger | Bake 10Qa cookies per second. |
| Turbopuns | Bake 1Qi cookies per second. Mother Nature will be like “slowwwww dowwwwwn”. |
| Faster menner | Bake 10Qi cookies per second. |
| And yet you’re still hungry | Bake 100Qi cookies per second. |
| The Abakening | Bake 1Sx cookies per second. |
| There’s really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I’m rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how’s your day been? |
Bake 10Sx cookies per second. |
| Fast | Bake 1Sp cookies per second. Wow! |
| Knead for speed | Bake 10Sp cookies per second. How did we not make that one yet? |
| Well the cookies start coming and they don’t stop coming | Bake 100Sp cookies per second. Didn’t make sense not to click for fun. |
| I don’t know if you’ve noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center | Bake 1Oc cookies per second. |
| The proof of the cookie is in the baking | Bake 10Oc cookies per second. How can you have any cookies if you don’t bake your dough? |
| If it’s worth doing, it’s worth overdoing | Bake 1No cookies per second. |
| Running with scissors | Bake 10No cookies per second. |
| Rarefied air | Bake 100No cookies per second. |
| Push it to the limit | Bake 1Dc cookies per second. |
| Green cookies sleep furiously | Bake 10Dc cookies per second. |
| Leisurely pace | Bake 1 UnD cookies per second. |
| Hypersonic | Bake 10 UnD cookies per second. |
| Gotta go fast | Bake 100 UnD cookies per second. |
| Bake him away, toys | Bake 1 DoD cookies per second. |
| You’re #1 so why try harder | Bake 10 DoD cookies per second. |
| Haven’t even begun to peak | Bake 1 TrD cookies per second. |
| What did we even eat before these | Bake 10 TrD cookies per second. |
| Heavy flow | Bake 100 TrD cookies per second. |
| More you say? | Bake 1 QaD cookies per second. |
| Keep going until I say stop | Bake 10 QaD cookies per second. |
| But I didn’t say stop, did I? | Bake 1 QiD cookies per second. |
| With unrivaled fervor | Bake 10 QiD cookies per second. |
| I am speed | Bake 100 QiD cookies per second. |
| And on and on | Bake 1 SxD cookies per second. |
| Everything happens so much | Bake 10 SxD cookies per second. |
| I’ll rest when I’m dead | Bake 1 SpD cookies per second. |
| Can we get much higher | Bake 10 SpD cookies per second. |
| Speed’s the name of the game (no it’s not it’s called Cookie Clicker) | Bake 100 SpD cookies per second. |
| Clicktastic | Make 1,000 cookies from tapping. |
| Clickathlon | Make 100,000 cookies from tapping. |
| Clickolympics | Make 10M cookies from tapping. |
| Clickorama | Make 1B cookies from tapping. |
| Clickasmic | Make 100B cookies from tapping. |
| Clickageddon | Make 10T cookies from tapping. |
| Clicknarok | Make 1Qa cookies from tapping. |
| Clickastrophe | Make 100Qa cookies from tapping. |
| Clickataclysm | Make 10Qi cookies from tapping. |
| The ultimate clickdown | Make 1Sx cookies from tapping. (of ultimate destiny.) |
| All the other kids with the pumped up clicks | Make 100Sx cookies from tapping. |
| One…more…click… | Make 10Sp cookies from tapping. |
| Clickety split | Make 1Oc cookies from tapping. |
| Ain’t that a click in the head | Make 100Oc cookies from tapping. |
| What’s not clicking | Make 10No cookies from tapping. |
| Click | Have 1 cursor. |
| Double-click | Have 2 cursors. |
| Mouse wheel | Have 50 cursors. |
| Of Mice and Men | Have 100 cursors. |
| The Digital | Have 200 cursors. |
| Extreme polydactyly | Have 300 cursors. |
| Dr. T | Have 400 cursors. |
| Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals | Have 500 cursors. & KNUCKLES |
| With her finger and her thumb | Have 600 cursors. |
| Gotta hand it to you | Have 700 cursors. |
| The devil’s workshop | Have 800 cursors. |
| All on deck | Have 900 cursors. |
| A round of applause | Have 1,000 cursors. Boy, are my arms tired! |
| Click delegator | Make 10Qi cookies just from cursors. |
| Finger clickin’ good | Make 100Sp cookies just from cursors. |
| Click (starring Adam Sandler) | Make 1Dc cookies just from cursors. |
| Just wrong | Sell a grandma. I thought you loved me. |
| Grandma’s cookies | Have 1 grandma. |
| Sloppy kisses | Have 50 grandmas. |
| Retirement home | Have 100 grandmas. |
| Friend of the ancients | Have 150 grandmas. |
| Ruler of the ancients | Have 200 grandmas. |
| The old never bothered me anyway | Have 250 grandmas. |
| The agemaster | Have 300 grandmas. |
| To oldly go | Have 350 grandmas. |
| Aged well | Have 400 grandmas. |
| 101st birthday | Have 450 grandmas. |
| Defense of the ancients | Have 500 grandmas. |
| But wait ‘til you get older | Have 550 grandmas. |
| Okay boomer | Have 600 grandmas. |
| They moistly come at night | Have 650 grandmas. |
| And now you’re even older | Have 700 grandmas. |
| Gushing grannies | Make 10Qi cookies just from grandmas. |
| Panic at the bingo | Make 100Sp cookies just from grandmas. |
| Frantiquities | Make 1Dc cookies just from grandmas. |
| Elder | Own at least 7 grandma types. |
| Veteran | Own at least 14 grandma types. 14’s a crowd! |
| Bought the farm | Have 1 farm. |
| Reap what you sow | Have 50 farms. |
| Farm ill | Have 100 farms. |
| Perfected agriculture | Have 150 farms. |
| Homegrown | Have 200 farms. |
| Gardener extraordinaire | Have 250 farms. |
| Seedy business | Have 300 farms. |
| You and the beanstalk | Have 350 farms. |
| Harvest moon | Have 400 farms. |
| Make like a tree | Have 450 farms. |
| Sharpest tool in the shed | Have 500 farms. |
| Overripe | Have 550 farms. |
| In the green | Have 600 farms. |
| It’s grown on you | Have 650 farms. |
| Au naturel | Have 700 farms. |
| I hate manure | Make 100T cookies just from farms. |
| Rake in the dough | Make 1Sx cookies just from farms. |
| Overgrowth | Make 10Oc cookies just from farms. |
| You know the drill | Have 1 mine. |
| Excavation site | Have 50 mines. |
| Hollow the planet | Have 100 mines. |
| Can you dig it | Have 150 mines. |
| The center of the Earth | Have 200 mines. |
| Tectonic ambassador | Have 250 mines. |
| Freak fracking | Have 300 mines. |
| Romancing the stone | Have 350 mines. |
| Mine? | Have 400 mines. |
| Cave story | Have 450 mines. |
| Hey now, you’re a rock | Have 500 mines. |
| Rock on | Have 550 mines. |
| Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way | Have 600 mines. |
| Don’t let the walls cave in on you | Have 650 mines. |
| Dirt-rich | Have 700 mines. |
| Never dig down | Make 1Qa cookies just from mines. |
| Quarry on | Make 10Sx cookies just from mines. |
| Sedimentalism | Make 100Oc cookies just from mines. |
| Production chain | Have 1 factory. |
| Industrial revolution | Have 50 factories. |
| Global warming | Have 100 factories. |
| Ultimate automation | Have 150 factories. |
| Technocracy | Have 200 factories. |
| Rise of the machines | Have 250 factories. |
| Modern times | Have 300 factories. |
| Ex machina | Have 350 factories. |
| In full gear | Have 400 factories. |
| In-cog-neato | Have 450 factories. |
| Break the mold | Have 500 factories. |
| Self-manmade man | Have 550 factories. |
| The wheels of progress | Have 600 factories. |
| Replaced by robots | Have 650 factories. |
| Bots build bots | Have 700 factories. |
| The incredible machine | Make 10Qa cookies just from factories. |
| Yes I love technology | Make 100Sx cookies just from factories. |
| Labor of love | Make 1No cookies just from factories. |
| Pretty penny | Have 1 bank. |
| Fit the bill | Have 50 banks. |
| A loan in the dark | Have 100 banks. |
| Need for greed | Have 150 banks. |
| It’s the economy, stupid | Have 200 banks. |
| Acquire currency | Have 250 banks. |
| The nerve of war | Have 300 banks. |
| And I need it now | Have 350 banks. |
| Treacle tart economics | Have 400 banks. |
| Save your breath because that’s all you’ve got left | Have 450 banks. |
| Get the show on, get paid | Have 500 banks. |
| Checks out | Have 550 banks. |
| That’s rich | Have 600 banks. |
| Financial prodigy | Have 650 banks. Imagine how it would be, to be at the top making cash money. |
| Getting that bag | Have 700 banks. |
| Vested interest | Make 100Qa cookies just from banks. |
| Paid in full | Make 1Sp cookies just from banks. |
| Reverse funnel system | Make 10No cookies just from banks. |
| Your time to shrine | Have 1 temple. |
| Shady sect | Have 50 temples. |
| New-age cult | Have 100 temples. |
| Organized religion | Have 150 temples. |
| Fanaticism | Have 200 temples. |
| Zealotry | Have 250 temples. |
| Wololo | Have 300 temples. |
| Pray on the weak | Have 350 temples. |
| Holy cookies, grandma! | Have 400 temples. |
| Vengeful and almighty | Have 450 temples. |
| My world’s on fire, how about yours | Have 500 temples. |
| Living on a prayer | Have 550 temples. |
| Preaches and cream | Have 600 temples. |
| And I will pray to a big god | Have 650 temples. |
| The leader is good, the leader is great | Have 700 temples. |
| New world order | Make 1Qi cookies just from temples. |
| Church of Cookiology | Make 10Sp cookies just from temples. |
| Thus spoke you | Make 100No cookies just from temples. |
| Bewitched | Have 1 wizard tower. |
| The sorcerer’s apprentice | Have 50 wizard towers. |
| Charms and enchantments | Have 100 wizard towers. |
| Curses and maledictions | Have 150 wizard towers. |
| Magic kingdom | Have 200 wizard towers. |
| The wizarding world | Have 250 wizard towers. |
| And now for my next trick, I’ll need a volunteer from the audience | Have 300 wizard towers. |
| It’s a kind of magic | Have 350 wizard towers. |
| The Prestige | Have 400 wizard towers. (Unrelated to the Cookie Clicker feature of the same name.) |
| Spell it out for you | Have 450 wizard towers. |
| The meteor men beg to differ | Have 500 wizard towers. |
| Higitus figitus migitus mum | Have 550 wizard towers. |
| Magic thinking | Have 600 wizard towers. |
| Shosple Colupis | Have 650 wizard towers. |
| You don’t think they could’ve used… it couldn’t have been ma- | Have 700 wizard towers. |
| Hocus pocus | Make 10Qi cookies just from wizard towers. |
| Too many rabbits, not enough hats | Make 100Sp cookies just from wizard towers. |
| Manafest destiny | Make 1Dc cookies just from wizard towers. |
| Expedition | Have 1 shipment. |
| Galactic highway | Have 50 shipments. |
| Far far away | Have 100 shipments. |
| Type II civilization | Have 150 shipments. |
| We come in peace | Have 200 shipments. |
| Parsec-masher | Have 250 shipments. |
| It’s not delivery | Have 300 shipments. |
| Make it so | Have 350 shipments. |
| That’s just peanuts to space | Have 400 shipments. |
| Space space space space space | Have 450 shipments. It’s too far away… |
| Only shooting stars | Have 500 shipments. |
| The incredible journey | Have 550 shipments. |
| Is there life on Mars? | Have 600 shipments. Yes, there is. You’re currently using it as filling in experimental flavor prototype #810657. |
| False vacuum | Have 650 shipments. |
| Signed, sealed, delivered | Have 700 shipments. |
| And beyond | Make 100Qi cookies just from shipments. |
| The most precious cargo | Make 1Oc cookies just from shipments. |
| Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night | Make 10Dc cookies just from shipments. |
| Transmutation | Have 1 alchemy lab. |
| Transmogrification | Have 50 alchemy labs. |
| Gold member | Have 100 alchemy labs. |
| Gild wars | Have 150 alchemy labs. |
| The secrets of the universe | Have 200 alchemy labs. |
| The work of a lifetime | Have 250 alchemy labs. |
| Gold, Jerry! Gold! | Have 300 alchemy labs. |
| All that glitters is gold | Have 350 alchemy labs. |
| Worth its weight in lead | Have 400 alchemy labs. |
| Don’t get used to yourself, you’re gonna have to change | Have 450 alchemy labs. |
| We could all use a little change | Have 500 alchemy labs. |
| Just a phase | Have 550 alchemy labs. |
| Bad chemistry | Have 600 alchemy labs. |
| Metallic taste | Have 650 alchemy labs. |
| Sugar, spice, and everything nice | Have 700 alchemy labs. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect cookies. |
| Magnum Opus | Make 1Sx cookies just from alchemy labs. |
| The Aureate | Make 10Oc cookies just from alchemy labs. |
| I’ve got the Midas touch | Make 100Dc cookies just from alchemy labs. |
| A whole new world | Have 1 portal. |
| Now you’re thinking | Have 50 portals. |
| Dimensional shift | Have 100 portals. |
| Brain-split | Have 150 portals. |
| Realm of the Mad God | Have 200 portals. |
| A place lost in time | Have 250 portals. |
| Forbidden zone | Have 300 portals. |
| H̸̷͓̳̳̯̟͕̟͍͍̣͡ḛ̢̦̰̺̮̝͖͖̘̪͉͘͡ ̠̦͕̤̪̝̥̰̠̫̖̣͙̬͘ͅC̨̦̺̩̲̥͉̭͚̜̻̝̣̼͙̮̯̪o̴̡͇̘͎̞̲͇̦̲͞͡m̸̩̺̝̣̹̱͚̬̥̫̳̼̞̘̯͘ͅẹ͇̺̜́̕͢s̶̙̟̱̥̮̯̰̦͓͇͖͖̝͘͘͞ | Have 350 portals. |
| What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex | Have 400 portals. |
| Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear | Have 450 portals. |
| Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb | Have 500 portals. |
| Don’t let me leave, Murph | Have 550 portals. |
| Reduced to gibbering heaps | Have 600 portals. |
| Swiss cheese | Have 650 portals. |
| Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore | Have 700 portals. |
| With strange eons | Make 10Sx cookies just from portals. |
| Ever more hideous | Make 100Oc cookies just from portals. |
| Which eternal lie | Make 1 UnD cookies just from portals. |
| Time warp | Have 1 time machine. |
| Alternate timeline | Have 50 time machines. |
| Rewriting history | Have 100 time machines. |
| Time duke | Have 150 time machines. |
| Forever and ever | Have 200 time machines. |
| Heat death | Have 250 time machines. |
| cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com | Have 300 time machines. |
| Way back then | Have 350 time machines. |
| Invited to yesterday’s party | Have 400 time machines. |
| Groundhog day | Have 450 time machines. |
| The years start coming | Have 500 time machines. |
| Caveman to cosmos | Have 550 time machines. |
| Back already? | Have 600 time machines. |
| But the future refused to change | Have 650 time machines. |
| I only meant to stay a while | Have 700 time machines. |
| Spacetime jigamaroo | Make 100Sx cookies just from time machines. |
| Be kind, rewind | Make 1No cookies just from time machines. |
| Déjà vu | Make 10 UnD cookies just from time machines. |
| Antibatter | Have 1 antimatter condenser. |
| Quirky quarks | Have 50 antimatter condensers. |
| It does matter! | Have 100 antimatter condensers. |
| Molecular maestro | Have 150 antimatter condensers. |
| Walk the planck | Have 200 antimatter condensers. |
| Microcosm | Have 250 antimatter condensers. |
| Scientists baffled everywhere | Have 300 antimatter condensers. |
| Exotic matter | Have 350 antimatter condensers. |
| Downsizing | Have 400 antimatter condensers. |
| A matter of perspective | Have 450 antimatter condensers. |
| What a concept | Have 500 antimatter condensers. |
| Particular tastes | Have 550 antimatter condensers. |
| Nuclear throne | Have 600 antimatter condensers. |
| What’s the dark matter with you | Have 650 antimatter condensers. |
| Not 20 years away forever | Have 700 antimatter condensers. |
| Supermassive | Make 1Sp cookies just from antimatter condensers. |
| Infinitesimal | Make 10No cookies just from antimatter condensers. |
| Powers of Ten | Make 100 UnD cookies just from antimatter condensers. |
| Lone photon | Have 1 prism. |
| Dazzling glimmer | Have 50 prisms. |
| Blinding flash | Have 100 prisms. |
| Unending glow | Have 150 prisms. |
| Rise and shine | Have 200 prisms. |
| Bright future | Have 250 prisms. |
| Harmony of the spheres | Have 300 prisms. |
| At the end of the tunnel | Have 350 prisms. |
| My eyes | Have 400 prisms. |
| Optical illusion | Have 450 prisms. |
| You’ll never shine if you don’t glow | Have 500 prisms. |
| A light snack | Have 550 prisms. |
| Making light of the situation | Have 600 prisms. |
| Enlightenment | Have 650 prisms. |
| Bright side of the Moon | Have 700 prisms. |
| Praise the sun | Make 10Sp cookies just from prisms. |
| A still more glorious dawn | Make 100No cookies just from prisms. |
| Now the dark days are gone | Make 1 DoD cookies just from prisms. |
| Lucked out | Have 1 chancemaker. |
| What are the odds | Have 50 chancemakers. |
| Grandma needs a new pair of shoes | Have 100 chancemakers. |
| Million to one shot, doc | Have 150 chancemakers. |
| As luck would have it | Have 200 chancemakers. |
| Ever in your favor | Have 250 chancemakers. |
| Be a lady | Have 300 chancemakers. |
| Dicey business | Have 350 chancemakers. |
| Maybe a chance in hell, actually | Have 400 chancemakers. |
| Jackpot | Have 450 chancemakers. |
| You’ll never know if you don’t go | Have 500 chancemakers. |
| Tempting fate | Have 550 chancemakers. |
| Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose. | Have 600 chancemakers. |
| Never tell me the odds | Have 650 chancemakers. |
| Riding the Mersenne twister | Have 700 chancemakers. |
| Fingers crossed | Make 100Sp cookies just from chancemakers. |
| Just a statistic | Make 1Dc cookies just from chancemakers. |
| Murphy’s wild guess | Make 10 DoD cookies just from chancemakers. |
| Self-contained | Have 1 fractal engine. |
| Threw you for a loop | Have 50 fractal engines. |
| The sum of its parts | Have 100 fractal engines. |
| Bears repeating | Have 150 fractal engines. Where did these come from? |
| More of the same | Have 200 fractal engines. |
| Last recurse | Have 250 fractal engines. |
| Out of one, many | Have 300 fractal engines. |
| An example of recursion | Have 350 fractal engines. |
| For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title | Have 400 fractal engines. |
| I’m so meta, even this achievement | Have 450 fractal engines. |
| Never get bored | Have 500 fractal engines. |
| Tautological | Have 550 fractal engines. |
| In and of itself | Have 600 fractal engines. |
| Blowing an Apollonian gasket | Have 650 fractal engines. |
| Divide and conquer | Have 700 fractal engines. |
| The needs of the many | Make 1Oc cookies just from fractal engines. |
| Eating its own | Make 10Dc cookies just from fractal engines. |
| We must go deeper | Make 100 DoD cookies just from fractal engines. |
| F12 | Have 1 javascript console. |
| Variable success | Have 50 javascript consoles. |
| No comments | Have 100 javascript consoles. |
| Up to code | Have 150 javascript consoles. |
| Works on my machine | Have 200 javascript consoles. |
| Technical debt | Have 250 javascript consoles. |
| Mind your language | Have 300 javascript consoles. |
| Inconsolable | Have 350 javascript consoles. |
| Closure | Have 400 javascript consoles. |
| Dude what if we’re all living in a simulation like what if we’re all just code on a computer somewhere | Have 450 javascript consoles. |
| Taking the back streets | Have 500 javascript consoles. |
| Curly braces | Have 550 javascript consoles. Or as the French call them, mustache boxes. Go well with quotes. |
| Duck typing | Have 600 javascript consoles. Hello, this is a duck typing. Got any grapes? |
| Get with the program | Have 650 javascript consoles. |
| Pebcakes | Have 700 javascript consoles. Problem exists in my mouth! |
| Inherited prototype | Make 10Oc cookies just from javascript consoles. |
| A model of document object | Make 100Dc cookies just from javascript consoles. |
| First-class citizen | Make 1 TrD cookies just from javascript consoles. |
| They’ll never know what hit ‘em | Have 1 idleverse. |
| Well-versed | Have 50 idleverses. |
| Ripe for the picking | Have 100 idleverses. |
| Unreal | Have 150 idleverses. |
| Once you’ve seen one | Have 200 idleverses. |
| Spoils and plunder | Have 250 idleverses. |
| Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere | Have 300 idleverses. Come watch TV? |
| Hyperspace expressway | Have 350 idleverses. |
| Versatile | Have 400 idleverses. |
| You are inevitable | Have 450 idleverses. |
| Away from this place | Have 500 idleverses. |
| Everywhere at once | Have 550 idleverses. |
| Reject reality, substitute your own | Have 600 idleverses. |
| Lost your cosmic marbles | Have 650 idleverses. |
| Greener on the other sides | Have 700 idleverses. |
| Fringe | Make 100Oc cookies just from idleverses. |
| Coherence | Make 1 UnD cookies just from idleverses. |
| Earth-616 | Make 10 TrD cookies just from idleverses. |
| It’s big brain time | Have 1 cortex baker. |
| Just my imagination | Have 50 cortex bakers. |
| Now there’s an idea | Have 100 cortex bakers. |
| The organ that named itself | Have 150 cortex bakers. |
| Gyrification | Have 200 cortex bakers. |
| A trademarked portmanteau of “imagination” and “engineering” | Have 250 cortex bakers. |
| Mindfulness | Have 300 cortex bakers. |
| The 10% myth | Have 350 cortex bakers. |
| Don’t think about it too hard | Have 400 cortex bakers. |
| Though fools seldom differ | Have 450 cortex bakers. |
| Looking kind of dumb | Have 500 cortex bakers. |
| A beautiful mind | Have 550 cortex bakers. |
| Cardinal synapses | Have 600 cortex bakers. |
| By will alone I set my mind in motion | Have 650 cortex bakers. |
| Where is my mind | Have 700 cortex bakers. |
| Positive thinking | Make 1No cookies just from cortex bakers. |
| The thought that counts | Make 10 UnD cookies just from cortex bakers. |
| Unthinkable | Make 100 TrD cookies just from cortex bakers. |
| My own clone | Have 1 You. |
| Multiplicity | Have 50 You. |
| Born for this job | Have 100 You. |
| Episode II | Have 150 You. |
| Copy that | Have 200 You. |
| Life finds a way | Have 250 You. |
| Overcrowding | Have 300 You. |
| Strength in numbers | Have 350 You. |
| Army of me | Have 400 You. |
| Know thyself | Have 450 You. Do you ever look at yourself in the mirror and wonder… What is going on inside your head? |
| Didn’t make sense not to live | Have 500 You. |
| Genetic bottleneck | Have 550 You. |
| Despite everything, it’s still you | Have 600 You. |
| Everyone everywhere all at once | Have 650 You. |
| Introspection | Have 700 You. |
| Self-made | Make 10No cookies just from You. |
| Reproducible results | Make 100 UnD cookies just from You. |
| That’s all you | Make 1 QaD cookies just from You. |
| Builder | Own 100 buildings. |
| Architect | Own 500 buildings. |
| Engineer | Own 1,000 buildings. |
| Lord of Constructs | Own 2,000 buildings. He saw the vast plains stretching ahead of him, and he said: let there be civilization. |
| Grand design | Own 5,000 buildings. They’ll remember you forever! |
| Ecumenopolis | Own 7,500 buildings. Getting a wee bit cramped. |
| Myriad | Own 10,000 buildings. At this point, most of your assets lie in real estate. |
| Enhancer | Purchase 20 upgrades. |
| Augmenter | Purchase 50 upgrades. |
| Upgrader | Purchase 100 upgrades. |
| Lord of Progress | Purchase 200 upgrades. One can always do better. But should you? |
| Polymath | Own 300 upgrades and 3,000 buildings. Excellence doesn’t happen overnight - it usually takes a good couple days. |
| Renaissance baker | Own 400 upgrades and 4,000 buildings. If you have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants - a mysterious species of towering humanoids until now thought long-extinct. |
| The full picture | Purchase 300 upgrades. So that’s where that fits in! |
| When there’s nothing left to add | Purchase 400 upgrades. …keep going. |
| Kaizen | Purchase 500 upgrades. Just a little more. |
| Beyond quality | Purchase 600 upgrades. Dwarfing all of mankind’s accomplishments. |
But don’t let that stop you! |
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| The elder scrolls | Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors. Let me guess. Someone stole your cookie. |
| One with everything | Have at least 1 of every building. |
| Mathematician | Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128). |
| Base 10 | Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on. |
| Centennial | Have at least 100 of everything. |
| Centennial and a half | Have at least 150 of everything. |
| Bicentennial | Have at least 200 of everything. You crazy person. |
| Bicentennial and a half | Have at least 250 of everything. Keep on truckin’. |
| Tricentennial | Have at least 300 of everything. Can’t stop, won’t stop. Probably should stop, though. |
| Tricentennial and a half | Have at least 350 of everything. (it’s free real estate) |
| Quadricentennial | Have at least 400 of everything. You’ve had to do horrible things to get this far. Horrible… horrible things. |
| Quadricentennial and a half | Have at least 450 of everything. At this point, you might just be compensating for something. |
| Quincentennial | Have at least 500 of everything. Some people would say you’re halfway there. We do not care for those people and their reckless sense of unchecked optimism. |
| Quincentennial and a half | Have at least 550 of everything. This won’t fill the churning void inside, you know. |
| Sexcentennial | Have at least 600 of everything. Hey, nice milestone! |
| Sexcentennial and a half | Have at least 650 of everything. Hope you’re enjoying the grind so far! It gets worse. |
| Septcentennial | Have at least 700 of everything. In this economy? |
| Golden cookie | Click a golden cookie. |
| Lucky cookie | Click 7 golden cookies. |
| A stroke of luck | Click 27 golden cookies. |
| Fortune | Click 77 golden cookies. You should really go to bed. |
| Leprechaun | Click 777 golden cookies. |
| Black cat’s paw | Click 7,777 golden cookies. |
| Early bird | Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns. |
| Fading luck | Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies. |
| Jellicles | Own 10 kitten upgrades. Jellicles can and jellicles do! Make sure to wash your jellicles every day! |
| Cookie-dunker | Dislodge the cookie, then dunk it into the milk. Unlocks the Dislodge cookie setting. You did it! |
| Here you go | Tap this achievement’s slot. All you had to do was ask. |
| Tabloid addiction | Peruse the news. Page 6: Mad individual taps on picture of pastry in a futile attempt to escape boredom! Also page 6: British parliament ate my baby! |
| Olden days | Find the forgotten madeleine. DashNet Farms remembers. |
| Grandmapocalypse | Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time. |
| Wrath cookie | Click a wrath cookie. |
| Elder nap | Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once. we are eternal |
| Elder slumber | Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times. our mind outlives the universe |
| Elder calm | Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs. we have fed |
| Wrinkler poker | Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it. Also the name of a card game popular in retirement homes. |
| Itchscratcher | Burst 1 wrinkler. |
| Wrinklesquisher | Burst 50 wrinklers. |
| Moistburster | Burst 200 wrinklers. |
| Spooky cookies | Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie. Owning this achievement makes Halloween-themed cookies drop more frequently in future playthroughs. |
| Coming to town | Reach Santa’s 7th form. |
| All hail Santa | Reach Santa’s final form. |
| Let it snow | Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie. Owning this achievement makes Christmas-themed cookies drop more frequently in future playthroughs. |
| Oh deer | Pop 1 reindeer. |
| Sleigh of hand | Pop 50 reindeer. |
| Reindeer sleigher | Pop 200 reindeer. |
| Eldeer | Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy. |
| Lovely cookies | Own every Valentine-themed cookie. |
| The hunt is on | Unlock 1 egg. |
| Egging on | Unlock 7 eggs. |
| Mass Easteria | Unlock 14 eggs. |
| Hide & seek champion | Unlock all the eggs. Owning this achievement makes eggs drop more frequently in future playthroughs. |
| Here be dragon | Complete your dragon’s training. |
| Rebirth | Ascend at least once. |
| Resurrection | Ascend 10 times. |
| Reincarnation | Ascend 100 times. |
| Sacrifice | Ascend with 1 million cookies baked. Easy come, easy go. |
| Oblivion | Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked. Back to square one. |
| From scratch | Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked. It’s been fun. |
| Nihilism | Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked. There are many things that need to be erased |
| Dematerialize | Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked. Presto! …where’d the cookies go? |
| Nil zero zilch | Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked. To summarize: really not very much at all. |
| Transcendence | Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked. Your cookies are now on a higher plane of being. |
| Obliterate | Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked. Resistance is futile, albeit entertaining. |
| Negative void | Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked. You now have so few cookies that it’s almost like you have a negative amount of them. |
| To crumbs, you say? | Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked. Very well then. |
| You get nothing | Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked. Good day sir! |
| Humble rebeginnings | Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked. Started from the bottom, now we’re here. |
| The end of the world | Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked. (as we know it) |
| Oh, you’re back | Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked. Missed us? |
| Lazarus | Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked. All rise. |
| Smurf account | Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked. It’s like you just appeared out of the blue! |
| If at first you don’t succeed | Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked. If at first you don’t succeed, try, try, try again. But isn’t that the definition of insanity? |
| No more room in hell | Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked. That is not dead which can eternal click. |
| Wholesome | Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power. |
| O Fortuna | Own every fortune upgrade. Owning this achievement makes fortunes appear twice as often; unlocked fortune upgrades also have a 40% chance to carry over after ascending. |
| You win a cookie | This is for baking 100 trillion cookies and making it on the local news. We’re all so proud of you. |
| Endless cycle [SHADOW] | Ascend 1,000 times. Oh hey, it’s you again. |
| When the cookies ascend just right [SHADOW] | Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies. |
| Just plain lucky [SHADOW] | You have 1 chance in 1 million every second of earning this achievement. |
| Last Chance to See [SHADOW] | Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler. You monster! |