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Wake and bake Bake 100 cookies in one ascension.
Making some dough Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
So baked right now Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Fledgling bakery Bake 1M cookies in one ascension.
Affluent bakery Bake 100M cookies in one ascension.
World-famous bakery Bake 1B cookies in one ascension.
Cosmic bakery Bake 100B cookies in one ascension.
Galactic bakery Bake 1T cookies in one ascension.
Universal bakery Bake 100T cookies in one ascension.
Timeless bakery Bake 1Qa cookies in one ascension.
Infinite bakery Bake 100Qa cookies in one ascension.
Immortal bakery Bake 1Qi cookies in one ascension.
Don’t stop me now Bake 100Qi cookies in one ascension.
You can stop now Bake 1Sx cookies in one ascension.
Cookies all the way down Bake 100Sx cookies in one ascension.
Overdose Bake 1Sp cookies in one ascension.
How? Bake 100Sp cookies in one ascension.
The land of milk and cookies Bake 1Oc cookies in one ascension.
He who controls the cookies controls the universe Bake 100Oc cookies in one ascension.
The milk must flow!
Tonight on Hoarders Bake 1No cookies in one ascension.
Are you gonna eat all that? Bake 100No cookies in one ascension.
We’re gonna need a bigger bakery Bake 1Dc cookies in one ascension.
In the mouth of madness Bake 100Dc cookies in one ascension.
A cookie is just what we tell each other it is.
Brought to you by the letter 🍪 Bake 1 UnD cookies in one ascension.
The dreams in which I’m baking are the best I’ve ever had Bake 100 UnD cookies in one ascension.
Set for life Bake 1 DoD cookies in one ascension.
Panic! at Nabisco Bake 100 DoD cookies in one ascension.
Bursting at the seams Bake 1 TrD cookies in one ascension.
Just about full Bake 100 TrD cookies in one ascension.
Hungry for more Bake 1 QaD cookies in one ascension.
Feed me, Orteil Bake 100 QaD cookies in one ascension.
And then what? Bake 1 QiD cookies in one ascension.
I think it’s safe to say you’ve got it made Bake 100 QiD cookies in one ascension.
A sometimes food Bake 1 SxD cookies in one ascension.
Not enough of a good thing Bake 100 SxD cookies in one ascension.
Horn of plenty Bake 1 SpD cookies in one ascension.
Large and in charge Bake 100 SpD cookies in one ascension.
Absolutely stuffed Bake 1 OcD cookies in one ascension.
It’s only wafer-thin Bake 100 OcD cookies in one ascension.
Just the one!
Think big Bake 1 NoD cookies in one ascension.
Hypersize me Bake 100 NoD cookies in one ascension.
Max capacity Bake 1 V cookies in one ascension.
Fake it till you bake it Bake 100 V cookies in one ascension.
History in the baking Bake 1 UnV cookies in one ascension.
What do you get for the baker who has everything Bake 100 UnV cookies in one ascension.
Bottomless pit Bake 1 DoV cookies in one ascension.
Rainy day fund Bake 100 DoV cookies in one ascension.
And a little extra Bake 1 TrV cookies in one ascension.
Casual baking Bake 1 cookie per second.
Hardcore baking Bake 10 cookies per second.
Steady tasty stream Bake 100 cookies per second.
Cookie monster Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Mass producer Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Cookie vortex Bake 1M cookies per second.
Cookie pulsar Bake 10M cookies per second.
Cookie quasar Bake 100M cookies per second.
Oh hey, you’re still here Bake 1B cookies per second.
Let’s never bake again Bake 10B cookies per second.
A world filled with cookies Bake 1T cookies per second.
When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour Bake 10T cookies per second.
Fast and delicious Bake 100T cookies per second.
Cookiehertz: a really, really tasty hertz Bake 1Qa cookies per second.
Tastier than a hertz donut, anyway.
Woops, you solved world hunger Bake 10Qa cookies per second.
Turbopuns Bake 1Qi cookies per second.
Mother Nature will be like “slowwwww dowwwwwn”.
Faster menner Bake 10Qi cookies per second.
And yet you’re still hungry Bake 100Qi cookies per second.
The Abakening Bake 1Sx cookies per second.
There’s really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I’m rather curious to see how far we can go.
Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873.
Anyway, how’s your day been?
Bake 10Sx cookies per second.
Fast Bake 1Sp cookies per second.
Wow!
Knead for speed Bake 10Sp cookies per second.
How did we not make that one yet?
Well the cookies start coming and they don’t stop coming Bake 100Sp cookies per second.
Didn’t make sense not to click for fun.
I don’t know if you’ve noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center Bake 1Oc cookies per second.
The proof of the cookie is in the baking Bake 10Oc cookies per second.
How can you have any cookies if you don’t bake your dough?
If it’s worth doing, it’s worth overdoing Bake 1No cookies per second.
Running with scissors Bake 10No cookies per second.
Rarefied air Bake 100No cookies per second.
Push it to the limit Bake 1Dc cookies per second.
Green cookies sleep furiously Bake 10Dc cookies per second.
Leisurely pace Bake 1 UnD cookies per second.
Hypersonic Bake 10 UnD cookies per second.
Gotta go fast Bake 100 UnD cookies per second.
Bake him away, toys Bake 1 DoD cookies per second.
You’re #1 so why try harder Bake 10 DoD cookies per second.
Haven’t even begun to peak Bake 1 TrD cookies per second.
What did we even eat before these Bake 10 TrD cookies per second.
Heavy flow Bake 100 TrD cookies per second.
More you say? Bake 1 QaD cookies per second.
Keep going until I say stop Bake 10 QaD cookies per second.
But I didn’t say stop, did I? Bake 1 QiD cookies per second.
With unrivaled fervor Bake 10 QiD cookies per second.
I am speed Bake 100 QiD cookies per second.
And on and on Bake 1 SxD cookies per second.
Everything happens so much Bake 10 SxD cookies per second.
I’ll rest when I’m dead Bake 1 SpD cookies per second.
Can we get much higher Bake 10 SpD cookies per second.
Speed’s the name of the game (no it’s not it’s called Cookie Clicker) Bake 100 SpD cookies per second.
Clicktastic Make 1,000 cookies from tapping.
Clickathlon Make 100,000 cookies from tapping.
Clickolympics Make 10M cookies from tapping.
Clickorama Make 1B cookies from tapping.
Clickasmic Make 100B cookies from tapping.
Clickageddon Make 10T cookies from tapping.
Clicknarok Make 1Qa cookies from tapping.
Clickastrophe Make 100Qa cookies from tapping.
Clickataclysm Make 10Qi cookies from tapping.
The ultimate clickdown Make 1Sx cookies from tapping.
(of ultimate destiny.)
All the other kids with the pumped up clicks Make 100Sx cookies from tapping.
One…more…click… Make 10Sp cookies from tapping.
Clickety split Make 1Oc cookies from tapping.
Ain’t that a click in the head Make 100Oc cookies from tapping.
What’s not clicking Make 10No cookies from tapping.
Click Have 1 cursor.
Double-click Have 2 cursors.
Mouse wheel Have 50 cursors.
Of Mice and Men Have 100 cursors.
The Digital Have 200 cursors.
Extreme polydactyly Have 300 cursors.
Dr. T Have 400 cursors.
Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals Have 500 cursors.
& KNUCKLES
With her finger and her thumb Have 600 cursors.
Gotta hand it to you Have 700 cursors.
The devil’s workshop Have 800 cursors.
All on deck Have 900 cursors.
A round of applause Have 1,000 cursors.
Boy, are my arms tired!
Click delegator Make 10Qi cookies just from cursors.
Finger clickin’ good Make 100Sp cookies just from cursors.
Click (starring Adam Sandler) Make 1Dc cookies just from cursors.
Just wrong Sell a grandma.
I thought you loved me.
Grandma’s cookies Have 1 grandma.
Sloppy kisses Have 50 grandmas.
Retirement home Have 100 grandmas.
Friend of the ancients Have 150 grandmas.
Ruler of the ancients Have 200 grandmas.
The old never bothered me anyway Have 250 grandmas.
The agemaster Have 300 grandmas.
To oldly go Have 350 grandmas.
Aged well Have 400 grandmas.
101st birthday Have 450 grandmas.
Defense of the ancients Have 500 grandmas.
But wait ‘til you get older Have 550 grandmas.
Okay boomer Have 600 grandmas.
They moistly come at night Have 650 grandmas.
And now you’re even older Have 700 grandmas.
Gushing grannies Make 10Qi cookies just from grandmas.
Panic at the bingo Make 100Sp cookies just from grandmas.
Frantiquities Make 1Dc cookies just from grandmas.
Elder Own at least 7 grandma types.
Veteran Own at least 14 grandma types.
14’s a crowd!
Bought the farm Have 1 farm.
Reap what you sow Have 50 farms.
Farm ill Have 100 farms.
Perfected agriculture Have 150 farms.
Homegrown Have 200 farms.
Gardener extraordinaire Have 250 farms.
Seedy business Have 300 farms.
You and the beanstalk Have 350 farms.
Harvest moon Have 400 farms.
Make like a tree Have 450 farms.
Sharpest tool in the shed Have 500 farms.
Overripe Have 550 farms.
In the green Have 600 farms.
It’s grown on you Have 650 farms.
Au naturel Have 700 farms.
I hate manure Make 100T cookies just from farms.
Rake in the dough Make 1Sx cookies just from farms.
Overgrowth Make 10Oc cookies just from farms.
You know the drill Have 1 mine.
Excavation site Have 50 mines.
Hollow the planet Have 100 mines.
Can you dig it Have 150 mines.
The center of the Earth Have 200 mines.
Tectonic ambassador Have 250 mines.
Freak fracking Have 300 mines.
Romancing the stone Have 350 mines.
Mine? Have 400 mines.
Cave story Have 450 mines.
Hey now, you’re a rock Have 500 mines.
Rock on Have 550 mines.
Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way Have 600 mines.
Don’t let the walls cave in on you Have 650 mines.
Dirt-rich Have 700 mines.
Never dig down Make 1Qa cookies just from mines.
Quarry on Make 10Sx cookies just from mines.
Sedimentalism Make 100Oc cookies just from mines.
Production chain Have 1 factory.
Industrial revolution Have 50 factories.
Global warming Have 100 factories.
Ultimate automation Have 150 factories.
Technocracy Have 200 factories.
Rise of the machines Have 250 factories.
Modern times Have 300 factories.
Ex machina Have 350 factories.
In full gear Have 400 factories.
In-cog-neato Have 450 factories.
Break the mold Have 500 factories.
Self-manmade man Have 550 factories.
The wheels of progress Have 600 factories.
Replaced by robots Have 650 factories.
Bots build bots Have 700 factories.
The incredible machine Make 10Qa cookies just from factories.
Yes I love technology Make 100Sx cookies just from factories.
Labor of love Make 1No cookies just from factories.
Pretty penny Have 1 bank.
Fit the bill Have 50 banks.
A loan in the dark Have 100 banks.
Need for greed Have 150 banks.
It’s the economy, stupid Have 200 banks.
Acquire currency Have 250 banks.
The nerve of war Have 300 banks.
And I need it now Have 350 banks.
Treacle tart economics Have 400 banks.
Save your breath because that’s all you’ve got left Have 450 banks.
Get the show on, get paid Have 500 banks.
Checks out Have 550 banks.
That’s rich Have 600 banks.
Financial prodigy Have 650 banks.
Imagine how it would be, to be at the top making cash money.
Getting that bag Have 700 banks.
Vested interest Make 100Qa cookies just from banks.
Paid in full Make 1Sp cookies just from banks.
Reverse funnel system Make 10No cookies just from banks.
Your time to shrine Have 1 temple.
Shady sect Have 50 temples.
New-age cult Have 100 temples.
Organized religion Have 150 temples.
Fanaticism Have 200 temples.
Zealotry Have 250 temples.
Wololo Have 300 temples.
Pray on the weak Have 350 temples.
Holy cookies, grandma! Have 400 temples.
Vengeful and almighty Have 450 temples.
My world’s on fire, how about yours Have 500 temples.
Living on a prayer Have 550 temples.
Preaches and cream Have 600 temples.
And I will pray to a big god Have 650 temples.
The leader is good, the leader is great Have 700 temples.
New world order Make 1Qi cookies just from temples.
Church of Cookiology Make 10Sp cookies just from temples.
Thus spoke you Make 100No cookies just from temples.
Bewitched Have 1 wizard tower.
The sorcerer’s apprentice Have 50 wizard towers.
Charms and enchantments Have 100 wizard towers.
Curses and maledictions Have 150 wizard towers.
Magic kingdom Have 200 wizard towers.
The wizarding world Have 250 wizard towers.
And now for my next trick, I’ll need a volunteer from the audience Have 300 wizard towers.
It’s a kind of magic Have 350 wizard towers.
The Prestige Have 400 wizard towers.
(Unrelated to the Cookie Clicker feature of the same name.)
Spell it out for you Have 450 wizard towers.
The meteor men beg to differ Have 500 wizard towers.
Higitus figitus migitus mum Have 550 wizard towers.
Magic thinking Have 600 wizard towers.
Shosple Colupis Have 650 wizard towers.
You don’t think they could’ve used… it couldn’t have been ma- Have 700 wizard towers.
Hocus pocus Make 10Qi cookies just from wizard towers.
Too many rabbits, not enough hats Make 100Sp cookies just from wizard towers.
Manafest destiny Make 1Dc cookies just from wizard towers.
Expedition Have 1 shipment.
Galactic highway Have 50 shipments.
Far far away Have 100 shipments.
Type II civilization Have 150 shipments.
We come in peace Have 200 shipments.
Parsec-masher Have 250 shipments.
It’s not delivery Have 300 shipments.
Make it so Have 350 shipments.
That’s just peanuts to space Have 400 shipments.
Space space space space space Have 450 shipments.
It’s too far away…
Only shooting stars Have 500 shipments.
The incredible journey Have 550 shipments.
Is there life on Mars? Have 600 shipments.
Yes, there is. You’re currently using it as filling in experimental flavor prototype #810657.
False vacuum Have 650 shipments.
Signed, sealed, delivered Have 700 shipments.
And beyond Make 100Qi cookies just from shipments.
The most precious cargo Make 1Oc cookies just from shipments.
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night Make 10Dc cookies just from shipments.
Transmutation Have 1 alchemy lab.
Transmogrification Have 50 alchemy labs.
Gold member Have 100 alchemy labs.
Gild wars Have 150 alchemy labs.
The secrets of the universe Have 200 alchemy labs.
The work of a lifetime Have 250 alchemy labs.
Gold, Jerry! Gold! Have 300 alchemy labs.
All that glitters is gold Have 350 alchemy labs.
Worth its weight in lead Have 400 alchemy labs.
Don’t get used to yourself, you’re gonna have to change Have 450 alchemy labs.
We could all use a little change Have 500 alchemy labs.
Just a phase Have 550 alchemy labs.
Bad chemistry Have 600 alchemy labs.
Metallic taste Have 650 alchemy labs.
Sugar, spice, and everything nice Have 700 alchemy labs.
These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect cookies.
Magnum Opus Make 1Sx cookies just from alchemy labs.
The Aureate Make 10Oc cookies just from alchemy labs.
I’ve got the Midas touch Make 100Dc cookies just from alchemy labs.
A whole new world Have 1 portal.
Now you’re thinking Have 50 portals.
Dimensional shift Have 100 portals.
Brain-split Have 150 portals.
Realm of the Mad God Have 200 portals.
A place lost in time Have 250 portals.
Forbidden zone Have 300 portals.
H̸̷͓̳̳̯̟͕̟͍͍̣͡ḛ̢̦̰̺̮̝͖͖̘̪͉͘͡ ̠̦͕̤̪̝̥̰̠̫̖̣͙̬͘ͅC̨̦̺̩̲̥͉̭͚̜̻̝̣̼͙̮̯̪o̴̡͇̘͎̞̲͇̦̲͞͡m̸̩̺̝̣̹̱͚̬̥̫̳̼̞̘̯͘ͅẹ͇̺̜́̕͢s̶̙̟̱̥̮̯̰̦͓͇͖͖̝͘͘͞ Have 350 portals.
What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex Have 400 portals.
Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear Have 450 portals.
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb Have 500 portals.
Don’t let me leave, Murph Have 550 portals.
Reduced to gibbering heaps Have 600 portals.
Swiss cheese Have 650 portals.
Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore Have 700 portals.
With strange eons Make 10Sx cookies just from portals.
Ever more hideous Make 100Oc cookies just from portals.
Which eternal lie Make 1 UnD cookies just from portals.
Time warp Have 1 time machine.
Alternate timeline Have 50 time machines.
Rewriting history Have 100 time machines.
Time duke Have 150 time machines.
Forever and ever Have 200 time machines.
Heat death Have 250 time machines.
cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com Have 300 time machines.
Way back then Have 350 time machines.
Invited to yesterday’s party Have 400 time machines.
Groundhog day Have 450 time machines.
The years start coming Have 500 time machines.
Caveman to cosmos Have 550 time machines.
Back already? Have 600 time machines.
But the future refused to change Have 650 time machines.
I only meant to stay a while Have 700 time machines.
Spacetime jigamaroo Make 100Sx cookies just from time machines.
Be kind, rewind Make 1No cookies just from time machines.
Déjà vu Make 10 UnD cookies just from time machines.
Antibatter Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Quirky quarks Have 50 antimatter condensers.
It does matter! Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Molecular maestro Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Walk the planck Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Microcosm Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Scientists baffled everywhere Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Exotic matter Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Downsizing Have 400 antimatter condensers.
A matter of perspective Have 450 antimatter condensers.
What a concept Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Particular tastes Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Nuclear throne Have 600 antimatter condensers.
What’s the dark matter with you Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Not 20 years away forever Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Supermassive Make 1Sp cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Infinitesimal Make 10No cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Powers of Ten Make 100 UnD cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Lone photon Have 1 prism.
Dazzling glimmer Have 50 prisms.
Blinding flash Have 100 prisms.
Unending glow Have 150 prisms.
Rise and shine Have 200 prisms.
Bright future Have 250 prisms.
Harmony of the spheres Have 300 prisms.
At the end of the tunnel Have 350 prisms.
My eyes Have 400 prisms.
Optical illusion Have 450 prisms.
You’ll never shine if you don’t glow Have 500 prisms.
A light snack Have 550 prisms.
Making light of the situation Have 600 prisms.
Enlightenment Have 650 prisms.
Bright side of the Moon Have 700 prisms.
Praise the sun Make 10Sp cookies just from prisms.
A still more glorious dawn Make 100No cookies just from prisms.
Now the dark days are gone Make 1 DoD cookies just from prisms.
Lucked out Have 1 chancemaker.
What are the odds Have 50 chancemakers.
Grandma needs a new pair of shoes Have 100 chancemakers.
Million to one shot, doc Have 150 chancemakers.
As luck would have it Have 200 chancemakers.
Ever in your favor Have 250 chancemakers.
Be a lady Have 300 chancemakers.
Dicey business Have 350 chancemakers.
Maybe a chance in hell, actually Have 400 chancemakers.
Jackpot Have 450 chancemakers.
You’ll never know if you don’t go Have 500 chancemakers.
Tempting fate Have 550 chancemakers.
Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose. Have 600 chancemakers.
Never tell me the odds Have 650 chancemakers.
Riding the Mersenne twister Have 700 chancemakers.
Fingers crossed Make 100Sp cookies just from chancemakers.
Just a statistic Make 1Dc cookies just from chancemakers.
Murphy’s wild guess Make 10 DoD cookies just from chancemakers.
Self-contained Have 1 fractal engine.
Threw you for a loop Have 50 fractal engines.
The sum of its parts Have 100 fractal engines.
Bears repeating Have 150 fractal engines.
Where did these come from?
More of the same Have 200 fractal engines.
Last recurse Have 250 fractal engines.
Out of one, many Have 300 fractal engines.
An example of recursion Have 350 fractal engines.
For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title Have 400 fractal engines.
I’m so meta, even this achievement Have 450 fractal engines.
Never get bored Have 500 fractal engines.
Tautological Have 550 fractal engines.
In and of itself Have 600 fractal engines.
Blowing an Apollonian gasket Have 650 fractal engines.
Divide and conquer Have 700 fractal engines.
The needs of the many Make 1Oc cookies just from fractal engines.
Eating its own Make 10Dc cookies just from fractal engines.
We must go deeper Make 100 DoD cookies just from fractal engines.
F12 Have 1 javascript console.
Variable success Have 50 javascript consoles.
No comments Have 100 javascript consoles.
Up to code Have 150 javascript consoles.
Works on my machine Have 200 javascript consoles.
Technical debt Have 250 javascript consoles.
Mind your language Have 300 javascript consoles.
Inconsolable Have 350 javascript consoles.
Closure Have 400 javascript consoles.
Dude what if we’re all living in a simulation like what if we’re all just code on a computer somewhere Have 450 javascript consoles.
Taking the back streets Have 500 javascript consoles.
Curly braces Have 550 javascript consoles.
Or as the French call them, mustache boxes.
Go well with quotes.
Duck typing Have 600 javascript consoles.
Hello, this is a duck typing. Got any grapes?
Get with the program Have 650 javascript consoles.
Pebcakes Have 700 javascript consoles.
Problem exists in my mouth!
Inherited prototype Make 10Oc cookies just from javascript consoles.
A model of document object Make 100Dc cookies just from javascript consoles.
First-class citizen Make 1 TrD cookies just from javascript consoles.
They’ll never know what hit ‘em Have 1 idleverse.
Well-versed Have 50 idleverses.
Ripe for the picking Have 100 idleverses.
Unreal Have 150 idleverses.
Once you’ve seen one Have 200 idleverses.
Spoils and plunder Have 250 idleverses.
Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere Have 300 idleverses.
Come watch TV?
Hyperspace expressway Have 350 idleverses.
Versatile Have 400 idleverses.
You are inevitable Have 450 idleverses.
Away from this place Have 500 idleverses.
Everywhere at once Have 550 idleverses.
Reject reality, substitute your own Have 600 idleverses.
Lost your cosmic marbles Have 650 idleverses.
Greener on the other sides Have 700 idleverses.
Fringe Make 100Oc cookies just from idleverses.
Coherence Make 1 UnD cookies just from idleverses.
Earth-616 Make 10 TrD cookies just from idleverses.
It’s big brain time Have 1 cortex baker.
Just my imagination Have 50 cortex bakers.
Now there’s an idea Have 100 cortex bakers.
The organ that named itself Have 150 cortex bakers.
Gyrification Have 200 cortex bakers.
A trademarked portmanteau of “imagination” and “engineering” Have 250 cortex bakers.
Mindfulness Have 300 cortex bakers.
The 10% myth Have 350 cortex bakers.
Don’t think about it too hard Have 400 cortex bakers.
Though fools seldom differ Have 450 cortex bakers.
Looking kind of dumb Have 500 cortex bakers.
A beautiful mind Have 550 cortex bakers.
Cardinal synapses Have 600 cortex bakers.
By will alone I set my mind in motion Have 650 cortex bakers.
Where is my mind Have 700 cortex bakers.
Positive thinking Make 1No cookies just from cortex bakers.
The thought that counts Make 10 UnD cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unthinkable Make 100 TrD cookies just from cortex bakers.
My own clone Have 1 You.
Multiplicity Have 50 You.
Born for this job Have 100 You.
Episode II Have 150 You.
Copy that Have 200 You.
Life finds a way Have 250 You.
Overcrowding Have 300 You.
Strength in numbers Have 350 You.
Army of me Have 400 You.
Know thyself Have 450 You.
Do you ever look at yourself in the mirror and wonder… What is going on inside your head?
Didn’t make sense not to live Have 500 You.
Genetic bottleneck Have 550 You.
Despite everything, it’s still you Have 600 You.
Everyone everywhere all at once Have 650 You.
Introspection Have 700 You.
Self-made Make 10No cookies just from You.
Reproducible results Make 100 UnD cookies just from You.
That’s all you Make 1 QaD cookies just from You.
Builder Own 100 buildings.
Architect Own 500 buildings.
Engineer Own 1,000 buildings.
Lord of Constructs Own 2,000 buildings.
He saw the vast plains stretching ahead of him, and he said: let there be civilization.
Grand design Own 5,000 buildings.
They’ll remember you forever!
Ecumenopolis Own 7,500 buildings.
Getting a wee bit cramped.
Myriad Own 10,000 buildings.
At this point, most of your assets lie in real estate.
Enhancer Purchase 20 upgrades.
Augmenter Purchase 50 upgrades.
Upgrader Purchase 100 upgrades.
Lord of Progress Purchase 200 upgrades.
One can always do better. But should you?
Polymath Own 300 upgrades and 3,000 buildings.
Excellence doesn’t happen overnight - it usually takes a good couple days.
Renaissance baker Own 400 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
If you have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants - a mysterious species of towering humanoids until now thought long-extinct.
The full picture Purchase 300 upgrades.
So that’s where that fits in!
When there’s nothing left to add Purchase 400 upgrades.
…keep going.
Kaizen Purchase 500 upgrades.
Just a little more.
Beyond quality Purchase 600 upgrades.
Dwarfing all of mankind’s accomplishments.
Oft we mar what’s well Purchase 700 upgrades.
But don’t let that stop you!
The elder scrolls Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Let me guess. Someone stole your cookie.
One with everything Have at least 1 of every building.
Mathematician Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Base 10 Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Centennial Have at least 100 of everything.
Centennial and a half Have at least 150 of everything.
Bicentennial Have at least 200 of everything.
You crazy person.
Bicentennial and a half Have at least 250 of everything.
Keep on truckin’.
Tricentennial Have at least 300 of everything.
Can’t stop, won’t stop. Probably should stop, though.
Tricentennial and a half Have at least 350 of everything.
(it’s free real estate)
Quadricentennial Have at least 400 of everything.
You’ve had to do horrible things to get this far.
Horrible… horrible things.
Quadricentennial and a half Have at least 450 of everything.
At this point, you might just be compensating for something.
Quincentennial Have at least 500 of everything.
Some people would say you’re halfway there.
We do not care for those people and their reckless sense of unchecked optimism.
Quincentennial and a half Have at least 550 of everything.
This won’t fill the churning void inside, you know.
Sexcentennial Have at least 600 of everything.
Hey, nice milestone!
Sexcentennial and a half Have at least 650 of everything.
Hope you’re enjoying the grind so far! It gets worse.
Septcentennial Have at least 700 of everything.
In this economy?
Golden cookie Click a golden cookie.
Lucky cookie Click 7 golden cookies.
A stroke of luck Click 27 golden cookies.
Fortune Click 77 golden cookies.
You should really go to bed.
Leprechaun Click 777 golden cookies.
Black cat’s paw Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Early bird Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Fading luck Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Jellicles Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Jellicles can and jellicles do! Make sure to wash your jellicles every day!
Cookie-dunker Dislodge the cookie, then dunk it into the milk.
Unlocks the Dislodge cookie setting.
You did it!
Here you go Tap this achievement’s slot.
All you had to do was ask.
Tabloid addiction Peruse the news.
Page 6: Mad individual taps on picture of pastry in a futile attempt to escape boredom!
Also page 6: British parliament ate my baby!
Olden days Find the forgotten madeleine.
DashNet Farms remembers.
Grandmapocalypse Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Wrath cookie Click a wrath cookie.
Elder nap Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
we
are
eternal
Elder slumber Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
our mind
outlives
the universe
Elder calm Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
we
have
fed
Wrinkler poker Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Also the name of a card game popular in retirement homes.
Itchscratcher Burst 1 wrinkler.
Wrinklesquisher Burst 50 wrinklers.
Moistburster Burst 200 wrinklers.
Spooky cookies Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Owning this achievement makes Halloween-themed cookies drop more frequently in future playthroughs.
Coming to town Reach Santa’s 7th form.
All hail Santa Reach Santa’s final form.
Let it snow Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Owning this achievement makes Christmas-themed cookies drop more frequently in future playthroughs.
Oh deer Pop 1 reindeer.
Sleigh of hand Pop 50 reindeer.
Reindeer sleigher Pop 200 reindeer.
Eldeer Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Lovely cookies Own every Valentine-themed cookie.
The hunt is on Unlock 1 egg.
Egging on Unlock 7 eggs.
Mass Easteria Unlock 14 eggs.
Hide & seek champion Unlock all the eggs.
Owning this achievement makes eggs drop more frequently in future playthroughs.
Here be dragon Complete your dragon’s training.
Rebirth Ascend at least once.
Resurrection Ascend 10 times.
Reincarnation Ascend 100 times.
Sacrifice Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Easy come, easy go.
Oblivion Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Back to square one.
From scratch Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
It’s been fun.
Nihilism Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
There are many things
that need to be erased
Dematerialize Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Presto!
…where’d the cookies go?
Nil zero zilch Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
To summarize: really not very much at all.
Transcendence Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Your cookies are now on a higher plane of being.
Obliterate Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Resistance is futile, albeit entertaining.
Negative void Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
You now have so few cookies that it’s almost like you have a negative amount of them.
To crumbs, you say? Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Very well then.
You get nothing Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Good day sir!
Humble rebeginnings Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Started from the bottom, now we’re here.
The end of the world Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
(as we know it)
Oh, you’re back Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Missed us?
Lazarus Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
All rise.
Smurf account Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
It’s like you just appeared out of the blue!
If at first you don’t succeed Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try, try again.
But isn’t that the definition of insanity?
No more room in hell Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
That is not dead which can eternal click.
Wholesome Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
O Fortuna Own every fortune upgrade.
Owning this achievement makes fortunes appear twice as often; unlocked fortune upgrades also have a 40% chance to carry over after ascending.
You win a cookie This is for baking 100 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
We’re all so proud of you.
Cookie Clicker Unlock the final building.
Endless cycle [SHADOW] Ascend 1,000 times.
Oh hey, it’s you again.
When the cookies ascend just right [SHADOW] Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Just plain lucky [SHADOW] You have 1 chance in 1 million every second of earning this achievement.
Last Chance to See [SHADOW] Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
You monster!